OFFICIAL RHSF NES TIER LIST YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

S TIER
AV FAMICOM
THIS FUCKING THING IS TITS IN YOUR FACE GOOD! THIS IS THE NES FOR THE MAN THAT KNOWS HE CAN FUCK HIS WIFE WHENEVER HE WANTS

A TIER


NES FRONT LOADER
MOTHER FUCK! THIS GOD DAMN THING OFFERS INFINITE FUN! YOU’LL HAVE TO WAIT TO SLAP THOSE FUCKING TITTIES AROUND! PLAY THIS WHILE YOU WAIT!

C TIER
FAMICOM
NO COMPOSITE OUT, BUT WORKS WITH DISK SYSTEM! WOMEN WILL LAUGH AT YOUR TINY FUCKING DICK

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING JESUS TIER

NES CLASSIC EDITION
NO, SERIOUSLY FUCK THIS VIRGIN ALERT PIECE OF SHIT. ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?! ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?!
WOMAN SEE YOU USING THIS AND THEY CRINGE. THE MINUTE YOU OPEN THE BOX AND PLUG IT IN, ALL OVER THE WORLD, ALL OVER THE UNIVERSE, PUSSIES DRY UP. BITCHES ARE SO FUCKING EMBARASSED BY YOUR FAGGOTRY THAT YOU ARE DRYING UP THE WORLDS BITCHES. GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER YOU FUCKING RETARD.

TOP LOADER
JAILBARS COVER YOUR SCREEN JUST LIKE THAT CHASTITY BELT AROUND YOUR DICK

WHO FUCKING CARES TIER
THAT GOD DAMNED TV/NES HYBRID AND THE SHARP FAMICOM. I DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM, UNLIKE WOMEN, WHICH I FUCK EVERY DAY